Clickin’ on the Dock of the Bay

We knew we’d have a great time at the Content Marketing Conference in Boston, but perhaps one of the most delightful twists came from Travis Wright–thanks to his sharp wit and a karaoke mic.

Lyrics:

“(Clickin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay”
Ranking’ in the morning sun
I’ll be ranking’ when the evening comes
Watching the clicks roll in
Then I watch them turn into lead gen, yeah
I’m clicking’ on the dock of the bay
Creating content that’s quality, ooh
I’m just clickin’ on the dock of the bay
Ranking high
I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
Cuz I’ve had nothing to live for
Because Google wouldn’t hire me
So, I’m just gon’ click on the dock of the bay
Creating content that’s quality, ooh, ooh
I’m clickin’ on the dock of the bay
Ranking high
Looks like my rankings are never gonna change
Every SERP still remains the same
I can’t do what Matt Cutts tell me to do
So I guess I’ll remain the same, listen
Sittin’ here resting my bones
And these spam bots they won’t leave me alone, listen
Two thousand miles I roam
Just to make CMC my home, now
So, I’m just gon’ click on the dock of the bay
Creating content that’s quality, ooh, ooh
I’m clickin’ on the dock of the bay
Ranking high
[Ends in harmonic whistling]